Tuesday 21 February 2012

DULL WEEK NO SHOW

Namaskar - Cinema Review mein - main Bhawana Somaaya aapka swagat karti hoon.

Iss hafte teen releases hain - ek horror - ek thriller aur ek love story.



Horror film ki back-up story film se bhi zyada interesting hai…

Do yuva filmmakers - Yash Dave aur Allison Patel - apni film ka kuch footage lekar– ek prominent production company ke paas pohche...

Producer unke enthusiasm aur courage se impress hue aur fauran screening rakhwayi. 

Footage dekhne ke baad  - producer duvidha mein aagaye ki ye - aap beeti hai -
satya ghatna par adharit hai - ya phir kalpanik kahani.

Kafi charcha ke baad - producer ne film ko - release karne ki thhani.

Percept Pictures duniya ki pehli - without title film release kar rahe hai -
jo sirf ek Question Mark - yaane Prashna Chinha hai.


Prashna Chinha youth targeted hai - aur Youtube par release kiye gaye video ko - sirf 14 dinon mein – 2 lakh log dekh chuke hain.

Agar aapko paranormal experiences mein ruchi hai - to ye film yakinan aapke liye hai...

Kyon ki ye film mein Darna Manna Nahi …Darna Zaroori Hai…!!

? ko milte hai  2.5** stars.
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Writer director Dileep Shankar ki Married To America ka pardes se koi lena dena nahi hai.


Ye kahani hai Saura-bhpur ke Darbhanga Dam ki - jo bhari varsha ke baad toot jata hai...

Lakhon log mar jaate hain aur karodon ka nuksaan hojata hai!

Iss nakamyaab project ka ilzaam - NRI engineer - Ravi Malhotra - par aata hai.

Jab 14 hafton ke baad  bhi- Ravi America nahi lautte -  toh unki patni Anjali - unki talash mein India aati hai.

Anjali ko apne maqsad mein madad karte hai - taxi driver Raghuvir Yadav aur wahan ka local goonda - Ashok Samarth.

Hala ke Dam Disaster aur floods scenes realistic hai - kahani bohat hi outdated hai.

Aaj jab ghar baithe - Google aur mobile par sab kuch search kiya ja sakta hai...

Anjali  ka India aakar - ajnabiyon se madad lena - kuch hazam nahi hota.

Ashok Samarth ke sivay saare performances forgettable hai - aur shuruat ke kuch drishya ke sivay - America ke koi bhi locations nahi hai.

Film ka title Married to America - ke bajai Married to Bihar hona chahiyye tha!

Married to America ko milte hai 2** stars.


Gautam Mennon ne kuch saal pehle - Madhavan aur Diya Mirza ko lekar ek romantic film banayi thi - Rehna Hai Tere Dil Mein.

Iss baar Gautam - Prateik Babbar aur Amy Jackson ko lekar ek aur love story laye hai - Ek Deewana Tha.


Ye film pehle Tamil aur Telegu mein bani hai - aur dono bhasha mein box-office par kamyab rahi.

Aam taurpe love stories mein kuch naya nahi hota - ya to paisa aur pariwar ka virodh hota hai ya phir dharam aur prant ka.

Ismein bhi kuch aisa hi hai - aur saath saath hai - lovers ke apne fundae aur confusions!

Sachin - Jessi ko dekhte hi - dil kho baithta hai - aur usse 'I Love You' bol deta hai.

Phir usse 'I am Sorry' bolne ke liye - wo uske peeche Kerala pahoonch jaata hai.

Jessi Sachin ko maaf  kardeti hai - aur ab dono dost ban jaate hai.

Train ke safar ke dauran - Sachin Jessi ko kiss kar leta hai...

Aur iss baar- Jessi ko gusse ki bajaye - Sachin se pyaar ho jata hai.
Sachin unemployed hai - isliye pyaar mein time pass karta hai...

Aur Jessi kyon ki apne routine se bohut bored hai - baar baar man badalti hai.

Romeo Juliet - Shiree Farhad - Laila Majnu apne pyaar mein attal the…

Sachin - Jessie kabhi dosti, kabhi pyaar - kabhi chemistry-kabhi co-incidence - kabhi haan, kabhi na mein - dhai ghante zaya karte hai aur audience ko frustrate kardete hai!

Sach to ye hai ki na unki dosti mein conviction hai - aur na hi pyaar mein!

Jab wo saath hai - to passion nahi hai - aur jab door hai - to dard nahi!!

Na hi A R Rehman ke music mein jadu hai aur na lead performances mein kashish.

Prateik aur Amy dialogues bolte toh hai magar jasbaton ko mehsoos nahi karte.

Film bohat hi slow, repetitive aur boring hai.

Kahani mein Kerala culture itna predominant hai - jaise hum Malyalam film Hindi mein dekh rahe ho.

Ek Deewana Tha ko milte hai 2** stars.

The review appears as it is on Cinema Review on Zee Cinema, Fridays 9PM.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pje1eKmZ1w0&feature=youtu.be
In an edited version over weekends on 92.7 Big FM

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1 comment:

  1. Truly a dull week, though I was hoping Ekk Deewana Tha would break the lull in the box office. Seems like that is not the case. Hamari horror films ki baat na hi karen toh behtar hoga since you end up laughing more than getting scared. Nevertheless, hoping to see something more related to cinema along with film reviews.

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