Namaskar -
Cinema Review mein - main Bhawana Somaaya - aapka swagat karti hoon.
Summer vacations
abhi tak jaari hain - aur baarish ko bas kuch hafton ki der hain.
Shayad isiliye
producers itni raftaar se filmein release kar rahe hain.
Iss hafte 6
releases hain - aur saare alag mijaaz ke -
ab aap par hain
- aap kaunsi film par apna paisa kharch karna chahte ho.
Pehli - Chotta
Bheem -Animation film hain -
Agar aapko special effects mein ruchi hain - to Chhota
Bheem aap ke liye hain warna nahi.
Chhota Bheem ko
milte hain 2 stars.
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Doosri - Apradhi
Kaun - Thriller / Horror film hain -
jo ek saath do
bhashao mein release ho rahi hain.
English version
film ka title hain -Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark. Meri salah hain - dono
se darr
ke rahiyye.
Apradhi Kaun ko
milta hain 1 star.
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Teesri - Marigold
Hotel - International film hain - jo Slum Dog Millionnaire bana ne
waale Studio ki
peshgi hain.
Marigold Hotel -
Dev Patel - Lilette Dubey ko milte hain 3 stars.
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Chauthi - Love
Lies & Seeta - Diaspora film hain.
NRI writer
likhit aur directed ye aise 6 doston ki kahani hain-
jo saath rehte
hue faisla nahi kar paate unhe kisse pyaar hain.
Bohat saal pehle
aisi hi NRI ne ek film banayi thi -ABCD - jiska matlab tha America
Born Confused Desi.
Seeta aur uske
chahne wale America born super confused desi hain!
Love Lies &
Seeta
ko milta hain ½ star.
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Paanchvi - Mr
Bhatti on Chutti - ek sadharan aadmi ke sadharan sapno ki kahani hain.
Aise characters
aur kahaniyaan aam taurpe darshakon ke mann jeet lete hain.
Magar
writer-director Karan Razdan purri film mein - hume ek bhi aisa scene nahi dete
jisse hamara
manoranjan ho.
Sawal ye hain -
ki ache actors ko badi filmon main chotte roles karne chahiye - ya phir chotti
filmon mein bade roles?
Jawab ye hain
-ki sab ko sirf ache directors ke saath kaam karna chahiye!
Isliye behtar
hota agar
Bhatti chutti
par hi rehte!
Mr Bhatti on
Chutti
ko milte hain ½ star.
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Chathi - Ram
Gopal Varma ki ek aur police- politician-underworld nexus film- Department.
Yakeen nahi hota
ki ye film Rangeela, Satya aur Sarkar bana ne wale director ki peshgi
hain.
Ye wahi Ram
Gopal Varma hain jisne hume Rakht-charitra, Aag aur ab Department
laaye hain.
Pehli baar multi
cameras se shoot ki gayi Department Bharat ki ek aitihasik film ban
sakti thi.
Iske bajai -
multi cameras pagal parindo ki tarha - yahan wahan ghumte rehte hain - aur film
ko mazak banakar rakh diya hain!
Ek serious scene
ke beech -
bina wajah -
irrelevant images ko extreme close shoot kiya gaya hain-
jiski wajah se
kabhi Sanjay Dutt ke nakhoon… hero ke joote…
kabhi Amitabh ke
haath…
kabhi villain ki
chai…
aur item girl ki
taangein aur hhoth aapko aake sarpar marti hain.
Mat puchiye ke
kaun police hain aur kaun goonda - ya kaun sacha hain aur kaun beimaan-
kyon ki kuch bhi
maynne nahi rakhta.
Do ghante aur
bees minute ki film mein kariban 1000 bullets - 500 galiyaan - 250 chakku ke
waar -100 mukke aur 50 laaton ke baad jab koi hathyaar ya gaali aap par
atyachaar karne ke liye nahi bachti -tab jaa ke film khatam hoti hain.
Koi normal
insaan apne hosho hawas mein - aisi film nahi dekh sakta.
Ab director
Ramgopal Varma se disappoint ya khaffa hone ka samay khatam ho chuka hain.
Aisi behuda film
bana ne ke liye
I'll sue Ram
Gopal Varma for mental cruelty !
Department ko
milte hai 0 star
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To ye thi iss
hafte ki releases - agle hafte phir mulaqat hogi-
tab tak ke liye
mujhe dijiye ijaazat -Namaskaar.
The review appears as it is on Cinema Review on Zee Cinema, Fridays 9PM.
In an edited version over weekends on 92.7 Big FM
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